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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Spent this week on making a bunch of faux oldschool anime screencaps. Had a blast making these, I’m especially happy with the background in the third one. I’ll probably keep making these, so look forward to more of these in the future!
Explain this
People think it’s like grades, sleep, or social life. But it’s really like Victorian hippo dance. I think the post is pretty clear about that.
i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me
I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.
At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee
a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”
once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”
A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.
Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.
Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
she said “nut in me” so i packed that thing full of cashews
dick game amelia bedelia
if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you lie with me,
and just forget the world?
:)
fuck everyone else this is the only addition that matters
Yoshi heritage post
miku heritage post
I took photos of the most perfect cow in existence
LOOK at HIM
His EARS are TOO FUCKING BIG for his LITTLE BABY HEAD
And then he started LICKING MY HAND as i was taking photos
Heart: melted
Photo description: multiple photos of a brown calf with very large and floppy ears, each ear is almost as large as his head. In the last two photos his tongue, which is grey with black dots, is sticking out. End.